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Aliens Vs Payne 3 by Turkish-Phantom Aliens Vs Payne 3 by Turkish-Phantom
Co-Starring Artorias of the McAbyss.

I always wanted to use the Aliens models at some point. And I also wanted to use Max Payne in something. Why not both?
I was gonna make him hold a Pulse Rifle and a Marines pistol but I couldnt find them or some shit. So I gave him Corvo's pistol from Dishonored and an SMG from Halo. Seems legit enough.

I also mixed TEARS with the Main Theme for AVP3 so meh. It fits I hope.…
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day good to you friend my me name salvatina im new employ at iGn??

im only 70 year old woman brazil from IGN employ me very good to do review on many game...???

any way thank for opportun to review as i need to feed kid with money

ok so

review go :D!!!!!

story place take in edgy system of geonosis where max payne is found give birth to baby geonosian in his underwear

but then artorias come out of giant penis in ground and say

"hey mister mx pyne lets go eat huugh"

and then they go do this

but then mean big jawa come

and he say

"hey faggots go fuck the duck... ok!?!?!?"

but then max and artorias no want fuck duck

so they run very much and max's baby unexpectedly shits out of his uterus

and then max say

"oh noes D:!!!!! my babby it gon die!!!"

but then artorias take off pants

and out of his anus big tentacle emerge and grab babby geonosian payne

and then he throw the babby but it grows mid-throw and eats the mean jawa

then the jawa sits in stomach of babby for 10 nights, he grow strong and good and then take revenge by summon alien army

alien go "rawr ;3!!!" but then max and artorias become scared and artorias pee panties, oh no D:!!!!

anyway story is ok i think? graphic is real good it have much blood and many color

voice act very good michael bay reprise role as legendary action hero artorias schwarzthatnigga and mark wahlberg as the evil jawa

but real standout here is BRYAN CRANSTON as award winning bitch handler XAM ENYAP who is out to shit out geonosian babby all over milky way

thank for listen to review from old grandma im very hapy you are the listen to me because my son grand need many diaper change

iGn give game a good 1.97/71

make feel like naked heisenbird

thank :D!!!!!!
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Wynet Dec 21, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
this is for gmod or sfm?
Turkish-Phantom Dec 21, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Gmod. I don't know how to use SFM quite yet.
Wynet Dec 21, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
ok thanks
Mind if I ask where you got the Artorias model?
Turkish-Phantom Oct 27, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconnikout:'s WIP model. Slated for release when he does a Dark Souls pack.
SlamJamSam Sep 6, 2013  Student Digital Artist
0/10 no mask no mike you fucking suck bitch
Paper-Lucario Sep 3, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
He almost looked like Billy Mays on the thumbnail.
Turkish-Phantom Sep 3, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Hi Billy Mays here for galactic extermination.

For only $19.95.
NickTheBronyMau5 Sep 3, 2013  Student General Artist
An interesting combination.
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